Check out the hi-vis
Check out the helmet
You’re just a plastic pig
Plasticine bacon
Fucking quorn rasher
You’re a fuckin plastic pig
Devoid of status
No fuckin power
You’re just a plastic pig
Think you’re a big boy
Playing with big toys
Just a fuckin plastic pig
Move me along, talk like a giant
Good job citizen, make your mother proud
Inadequate shitbag
Impotent and pissed about it
You just need to shake me down
You couldn’t be a copper
So you became a plastic
A high viz jacket where your dick should be
You self rightious fuck
So full of your self worth
Face like a smacked arse
Snarling bulldog, drooling jowly, stupid.
Move me along, talk like a giant
Good job citizen, make your mum proud
Grab your pencil out your hand
Watch your skin go a bright red
Oh shit, My Chest, Oh Shit, My Arm!
Down you go
To much Stella To much Creatine
Check out the hi-vis
Check out the helmet
You’re just a plastic pig
Plasticine bacon
Fucking quorn rasher
You’re a plastic pig
Gasping in the street
Pissing yourself
Never quite believing
This is happening to you
Should have let me smokey biffta
Should have let me ask for change
You fuckin plastic pig
Now dying in the street
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