U K B Motherfucker
Storming the ramparts, no posers allowed
Grimmer then grim
You caress your knight’s templar
Spout blood and soil like you built it yourself
You’re not a viking, you’re some dipshit from Stockport
U K B Motherfucker
Monochrome battlevest, band logo here
As iconoclastic as Jimmy Savile
Got the same world view as my weird old uncle
You think your views are too much
But they’re the same as my grandad’s
Got “beyond good and evil” in the spank bank
Attack panda grimace, claw at the sky
Burzum logo itching to be argued over
"It's not racist to support racist music"
It's also not racist to call you a cunt
Getting called out gets you enraged
“You need a thick skin”
Sez the whining man baby,
Sez the whining man baby,
Neckbeard dinner lady
Dressed in black with your Alghiz pendant
And your Totenkopf undies
And your Sword and wolf Jockstrap that your boyfriend bought you
(yeah you fuckin love that jockstrap)
Fragile as fuck.
Gatekeepingrr nerd
Wanking to Tolkien
Spaffing to Neitzsche
(You like your dark medieval times so much,, I don’t see you in such a rush to get back to them - I’ll take me electric guitar back - play the fucking hurdy gurdy or something you olde time cunt.
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that you’re one of the ubermensche - but the fact of the matter is, in the eyes of your perfect society, you’d be the first on the block with your weird music and yourfunny clothes
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